Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014

Ravens-Texans Moved to Monday Night

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The NFL has just announced that the Ravens-Texans game has been moved to Monday night at 8:30, still at Reliant Stadium.

Don’t know about you, but we were hoping the game would still be played on Sunday, and somewhere like Dallas or Atlanta. Not only would this negate the Texans’ home-field advantage, but it wouldn’t screw up our Sunday drinking plans (as Dewey pointed out).

Also, with Hurricane Ike expected to made landfall Saturday morning as a Category 4 storm, what the hell guarantee is there that Houston won’t still be underwater on Monday? We understand not wanting to screw the Texans out of a home game (like previous Commissioner Paul Tagliabue did to the Saints), but excuse us if we aren’t exactly convinced that moving the game 28 hours will make everything A-OK.

On the bright side, maybe at least some of the Texans’ fans will still be bailing out their trailers and won’t be able to make it out to try to make life hell for Joe Flacco and that no-huddle Ravens’ offense.

Comments

4 Responses to “Ravens-Texans Moved to Monday Night”
  1. Goob says:

    Well fellas I think we should look at this as a 3 day weekend with a little bit of work involved on the third day. This just gives us another excuse to get wasted an extra day out of the weekend and not feel guilty about it. If you have to go into work on Tuesday and you’re all hungover and the boss asks you why… just tell him that damn Hurricane Ike made you drink last night because he postponed the football game. Problem solved

    Go Ravens!

  2. Tom Tucker says:

    I’m at the wrong airport!

  3. Goob says:

    GOOB IS PISSED! GOD DAMN ESPN WONT LET ME WATCH THE GAME ON DIRECTV SUNDAY TICKET BEACUSE OF THEIR STUPID CONTRACT. OK I KNOW I’M A MORON AND MOVED AWAY FROM BALTIMORE BUT I’M COMING BACK DAMNIT! THIS IS THE WORST PUNISHEMENT EVER. THE NFL DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THE RAVENS/TEXANS JUST BECAUSE WE ARE A SMALLER MARKET TEAM. IF THE FUCKING SQUEELERS OR PATRIOTS WERE PLAYING THEY WOULD HAVE FOUND SOME WAY TO LET US WATCH IT. CAN’T THEY JUST PUT IT ON EPSN 2 OR SOMETHING. I’M GOING FREAKING NUTS RIGHT NOW AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

  4. sprizzle says:

    Come back to b-more for the extended weekend. Unless you suck.

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