Monday, March 30th, 2015

“[Flacco] was certainly better than his opposite number, Chad “I’m a giant dork and point like a tool when I scramble for a 4-yard first down” Pennington.  Seriously, his goofy air-stab whenever he fell past the sticks made me lose what was a decent amount of respect I had for the guy previously.  Maybe Chad [...]

Sorry for the late posting today.  Like so many of you, I did my fair share of celebratin’ after this one, and as a result was in no shape to attempt coherent thoughts until about dinner time today.  Well worth it, if I do say so myself.  As a matter of fact, I look forward [...]

It all comes down to this.  Assuming that the Buffalo Bills are unable to knock off the New England Patriots in the early game (a fairly safe assumption given that the Bills have not beaten the Pats since the first game of the ’03 season), the Ravens, although already in double-digit wins, will need one [...]

From myself. When I went on Ticketmaster in July to try to get some face-value Ravens tickets for the 2008 season, this game was, needless to say, not my first choice.  However, it was all I could get. I tried to ramp up my enthusiasm. “Well, maybe it won’t be THAT cold.” “Maybe the Jags [...]

I had held off on posting about this, because I was pretty sure all along this was how it was going to end; with Mark Teixeira never playing in Oriole Park at Camden Yards as a member of the home team. The Great Peter Angelos has once again hoodwinked the city of Baltimore and it’s [...]

Just one more reason why the Pittsburgh football organization is the root of all that is evil. “Later, the Steelers said there would be no future appearances from Santa at any of their news conferences.”

For several reasons, rather than watching Monday Night Football last night, I decided I’d rather re-watch the Ravens-Cowboys game.  First off, because I could give a crap less about the NFC North.  Secondly, because my fantasy football teams were all eliminated from any money-winning scenarios weeks ago.  And finally, of course, because the game was [...]

Trivia Time:  Print these out and use them as a conversation piece at a party in 2030. Q:  Who was the last team to win a game at Texas Stadium? A:  The Baltimore Ravens Q:  Who was the last quarterback to win in Texas Stadium? A:  JOOOOOOOOE FLACCOOOOOOOOO Q:  What 2 players hold the NFL [...]

I’d be happy to go out for value meals with LenDale White after this:

Good news and bad news.  Which would you like first? I’ll just assume you said “good.” Ok, here’s the good news.  We can finally move on from last week’s gut-wrenching crap show. Yup, that’s about it. Now the bad news. The Ravens, and us fans, get to move on to a game against another 9-5 [...]