Monday, October 20th, 2014

Lookalikes! Squealers Edition (Repost)

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In honor of black-and-gold bashing week here in B’More, we thought it appropriate to repost our Lookalikes: Steelers Edition (with some new ones):

It’s time for another edition of Lookalikes! This is going to be an All-Squealer version, because….well, because those are the stupidest looking bunch of goofs in the entire NFL.

1. You ever watch that big dummy QB of theirs play in the rain? He has to wear a big, gay, glove. We’re not sayin Ben runs a youth football league out of his bedroom backyard, but the similarities are eerie.

2. When a picture of Shitsburgh linebacker James Harrison flashed across the screen in the Sunday night game, I couldn’t quite figure out who he reminded me of. Suddenly, it hit me so hard I was almost as cross-eyed as Harrison for a second. Damon Wayans, Jim Carrey, and Jaime Foxx all got their start in the late 80s on a show called “In Living Color.” It was the funniest show on TV, and anyone who remembers it will agree. One of Foxx’s characters was named “LaWanda” or “Ugly Wanda” or something like that…anyway, throw a curly blonde wig on him, and Harrison is the spitting image of Jaime Foxx trying to be as ugly as possible.

3. Brown Stains’ QB Derek Anderson killed the teams’ hopes in that game by throwing an interception at the Squealers’ goal line in the waning moments of the first half. Somehow, he failed to see that ridiculous looking neanderthal-jungle man lurking in the secondary.

4.  This one isn’t quite as fun to hate on, because, well, all ‘yins hate him too.  Unfortunately for them, they’re stuck with him. So away we go.

5.  Here is safety Anthony Smith, the one who ran his mouth last year about the Steelers being better than the Patriots, right before the Pats smashed them 34-13.

Oh, and of course, Mike Tomlin = Omar Epps.

That’s all the ugliness we can take for now. As always, if you have any lookalikes of your own, send them to us at nestminder@bmorebirdsnest.com!

Comments

10 Responses to “Lookalikes! Squealers Edition (Repost)”
  1. Goob says:

    You forgot to add the biggest lookalike of them all, how about Hines Ward next to a bag of Summers Eve Douche products, he is the biggest douche bag in the NFL

  2. Shmaiken says:

    You should also put up pics of Terrell Suggs and Sloth from the Goonies side by side. I swear if Sloth was black, and had a lower IQ, they would be twins!

  3. NestMinder says:

    Shmaiken – Suggs, the reigning king of “Captain Ugly” (or “Suggly,” as I call him) would certainly have a ton of options for lookalikes.

    I hope he drools like Sloth all over Ben’s face as he is getting up after sacking him for the 3rd time Sunday.

  4. WebethugginRavens#1 says:

    Ya man you tell em. Hinesy be knocking Ravens unconscious from Rod Woodson to Bart Scott to Ed Reed twice. That boy gots our number! Maybe T-Sizzle or Ray Ray can thug him up. I’d be mad too if a guy half my size always whopped my butt too!!!!

  5. JustWait92 says:

    Everybody is always hatin on hines..but everyone wants a player like him on their team! He plays with heart and knocks the shit outta people thats why they hate him…he’s a true football player! look out when the psychoward comes to town lol The truth hurts!

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