SI Captures “Huge Dork” Chad Pennington at his Huge Dorkiest
“[Flacco] was certainly better than his opposite number, Chad “I’m a giant dork and point like a tool when I scramble for a 4-yard first down” Pennington. Seriously, his goofy air-stab whenever he fell past the sticks made me lose what was a decent amount of respect I had for the guy previously. Maybe Chad and Phil Rivers can get together and form a Dorky Douchey Hillbilly Quarterback Club.” – Me, 10/20/08
Thanks to Sports Illustrated for obtaining photographic evidence of Pennington’s patented “air stab.”[insert your stupid Ray Lewis "stab" joke here, haters] Sunday, the Ravens will redefine the SI curse, from the “cover jinx” to the “caught looking like a moron” jinx.