Onorato bans Onorato from Pittsburgh
In recent Shitsburgh news, the Chief Executive of Allegheny County PA (Pittsburgh), Dan Onorato, has learned about the affiliation of Nick-A-What!? (aka Nick Onorato) with the Baltimore Ravens and B-More Birds’ Nest.
An Uncanny Resemblance
N-A-W, the production artist/co-creator of B-More Birds’ Nest, was discovered by Dan Onorato yesterday as Dan was preparing for the city of Pittsburgh’s “Roast the Raven Rally”. Dan, or “Dr. Lightning-Bolt-Fists,” as family members call him, was using his incredible internet surfing skills, and stumbled across the B-More Birds’ Nest website while attempting to find a photograph of “Big Ben” Ben “Ben” Roethlisberger’s father’s lover.
In rage and disgust, his genius led him to search long and … well… not very far, down several blog articles to the posting of D.Baby and N-A-W in the Baltimore Sun. Dr. Lightning-Bolt-Fists, long time Squealers fan, then sent an email to NestMinder effectively banning N-A-W from ever entering his city again, stating, “…no possible long lost relative of mine would ever root for the Ravens!”
Little did he know, N-A-W was there in August too where he witnessed the Shitsburgh Butt-Pirates first hand! But, obviously, nobody cares about them.
N-A-W’s response? “He should take one of those terrible towels and… well… no… I won’t stoop to his level, he’s probably family. But I do hope a bird shits in his coffee.”