Cheap Shot Punches Babies, Women on Day Off
Hines Ward Cheap Shot was given the day off from practice yesterday. Luckily, our crack team of B’More Birds’ Nest paparazzi caught him in a few of his typical heinous acts.
First, he disguised himself as
Ben Roethlisberger a nerdy white guy and snuck into some sort of tea party. While there, Shot punched an innocent woman.
Next, it was off to da club. Apparently it was “Bring your baby to da club” day, and Shot could not resist the urge to cheap shot an unsuspecting infant.
Finally, Cheap Shot morphed into the pussy
cat he is and punched a puppy.
Blindsides everywhere will rest easier knowing that Shot is likely to return to practice today.