Tuesday, March 31st, 2015

Cheap Shot Punches Babies, Women on Day Off


Hines Ward Cheap Shot was given the day off from practice yesterday.  Luckily, our crack team of B’More Birds’ Nest paparazzi caught him in a few of his typical heinous acts.

First, he disguised himself as Ben Roethlisberger a nerdy white guy and snuck into some sort of tea party.  While there, Shot punched an innocent woman.

Next, it was off to da club.  Apparently it was “Bring your baby to da club” day, and Shot could not resist the urge to cheap shot an unsuspecting infant.

Finally, Cheap Shot morphed into the pussy cat he is and punched a puppy.

Blindsides everywhere will rest easier knowing that Shot is likely to return to practice today.


8 Responses to “Cheap Shot Punches Babies, Women on Day Off”
  1. 2 and 0, soon to be 3 and 0 says:

    You make it seem as though hitting women and small children is a bad thing.

    Seriously, though. Nice work on the Photoshopping.

  2. that is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week, you just made my day bro!

  3. zemmy says:

    this is fucking racist, i’m telling.

  4. DEFENSE = RAVENS says:

    Everytime he got the ball, I would under my breath say “I rikey hit women.” And then smile

  5. Mark says:

    Jealousy is such an ugly thing.

    3-0 BITCHES!

  6. Bluebaby19 says:

    Me rikey.


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