Thursday, October 23rd, 2014

Lookalikes! Vikings Edition

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The 5-0 Vikings may be extremely good at football (we’ll see just how good Sunday), but that doesn’t mean they don’t feature a full cast of goofy-looking characters on their roster. Let’s dive in, shall we?

“Joe Flacco-ahhh, you-ahhh, come in here-ahh, to my Metrodomeahhh. And you-ahhh, think-ahh, that I-ahh, am just going to let you sit back there and survey the field-ahh? No sir-ahh!”

HHHAllen

These next two take up more space on the defensive line than Haloti Ngata and Kelly Gregg could even aspire to. However, as huge as they look next to other NFL players, they look even more impressive during their every day lives.

FattyMcWilliamses

He once threw 12 interceptions in a game – just to see what it would feel like.
He plays like a kid out there – but has no idea how many he actually has.
He has retired more than anybody in the history of retiring.
He is.
The most interesting man in the world.

Most Interesting Brett in the World

This next image should be giving the Ravens’ defense nightmares the next few nights. Usually these Lookalikes! are meant to be insulting to the other team…but if our purple and black don’t figure out how to tackle, and quick, this could be one of the most prescient Lookalikes! we’ve ever put up.

APisBullLike

Vikings starting Tight End Visanthe Shiancoe is a Morgan State Alum. More like “ORGAN State,” amirite?!?!

VisantheDiggler

More “experts” than I expected are picking the Ravens on Sunday. I’ll have to keep that in mind as I put together tomorrow’s game preview, but right now, I just don’t see it.

Comments

5 Responses to “Lookalikes! Vikings Edition”
  1. FootballFan says:

    Haha the Favre one is great!

  2. urmom says:

    Is that a self portrait for the Shiancoe look a like?

  3. Realist says:

    Yes, i did submit my portrait for the Shiancoe picture. Thanks for noticing.

  4. urmom says:

    Love the blazer!

  5. Goob says:

    Shiancoe’s picture should have been Hines Ward because he’s a huge dick

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