Friday, October 24th, 2014

Here’s Goob Theoharris with his Ravens-Chiefs preview. This week, some fan favorites from Goob videos past make their returns!

Everyone that has watched the Ravens play this year has noticed one very obvious fact about the offense: Joe Flacco performs much better when he sets up in the shotgun, as opposed to under center. Joe’s footwork leaves something to be desired at this point in his development, and his slow dropbacks seem to hinder [...]

The Ravens finished the 2010 regular season with a 49.02% “red zone” success rate.  That is, of their 51 offensive attempts inside their opponent’s 20-yard line, they scored 25 touchdowns. 25/51 = 49.02% This was slightly worse than 2009, when they scored touchdowns on 51.56% of their red zone trips, and good for 22nd overall [...]

I won’t be one of these insufferable goofs who says that the Ravens are “the worst” 12-4 team ever or somesuch nonsense. No “bad” team wins 12 games in the NFL, and every team that wins 12 or more games in a season has at least some amount of luck sprinkled in throughout the campaign. [...]

Late breaking news via multiple outlets on Twitter have been swirling around horrific Orioles closer, Alfredo Simon, who is in jail after he shot someone in Luperton, Puerto Plata (where the hell is that!?) “Shutdown Sauce” as he has been known in Baltimore, has likely injected his career with some shutdown sauce and probably will [...]

The Ravens enter their Week 17 finale against Cincinnati with everything still to play for. A win, combined with a Steelers loss in Cleveland, would give the Ravens the AFC’s #2 seed and a first round playoff bye. However, if Pittsburgh takes care of business against the Browns – the most likely scenario – the [...]