Adding Some Style to the Cleveland Browns’ Helments
It’s bad enough that one team in the AFC North can only afford to put logos on one side of their helmet.
Then you have the Cleveland Browns, who can’t be bothered to slap even a single logo on their lids, thus sporting the most boring look in the NFL. Sure, we get it, it’s a classic look, blah, blah, blah…
In today’s football world, that crap doesn’t fly any more. Look at college football…teams like Oregon and Maryland come up with something new and beautiful/hideous every week. Even such sacred looks as the Notre Dame “golden domes” got spiced up a bit in 2011.
In that spirit, we think it’s high time the Browns get with it and jazz things up. We even have a few suggestions!
Variations of this next one were suggested by just about everyone we polled on Twitter (@BMoreBirdsNest), including @B_MoreFanatic, @Spradlinn, and @mikehen08.
@FranLangley thinks Cleveland’s biggest celebrity mascot, Drew Carey, would look good…
This next one, suggested by @DTaylorEvoX, seems mean spirited at first…
But when you think about it, what would get Cleveland fans more fired up than seeing a sad LeBron James face on their teams’ uniforms? Hell, it would be a great distraction from the Browns’ play on the field.
“Man, our team sucks.”
“Yeah, but at least LeBron was sad that one time!”
“Oh, hell yeah!”
Twitter follower @Montego335xi took things a step further than just suggesting logos, going as far as to create and submit his own:
The Cleveland James Browns:
The Cleveland Charlie Browns:
Or the Cleveland Hash Browns:
Feel free to use any of these awesome designs, Browns! And feel free to keep sucking, please, especially when you play the Ravens (by all means, though, please beat the everloving Browns out of the Steelers!)