Friday, September 10th, 2010

Which one is Luke Scott and which one is Luke Scott’s trade value after a back-to-back home run?
Only the Orioles can turn back-to-back home runs into a bad thing. After Ty “I’m Trade Bait” Wiggington tied the game against the Oakland A’s in the bottom of the 7th, Luke “I don’t want to leave Baltimore” [...]

The last time the Ravens and Steelers met, it was Thanksgiving-time. The purple feasted on the Steelers’ backups, and, in true Thanksgiving fashion, forced them off the land of B’More and relegated them to the reservation of western Pennsyltucky. The Nest, in the spirit of the season, gave thanks for all the reasons we’re [...]

Late/abbreviated edition of Lookalikes! this week gang. I apologize. The man be keepin’ me down.
Lions down, Tigers (Bengals) down,…next up, Bears!
Chicago tight end Greg Olsen and actor Steve Zahn:

Bears linebacker Lance Briggs and actor Mike Epps:

Wide receiver Earl Bennett and NBA player Greg “80 year old man” Oden:

And the best, quarterback Jay [...]

We kick off the middle leg of our three-week NFC North Lookalike-fest with Detroit Lions punter Nick Harris, who looks a good bit like Andre from the great new FX show “The League.” Andre, who drafted Plaxico Burress this season, is apparently gettin’ freaky with “Shiva,” the namesake of the Fantasy Football League Trophy. [...]

A nice side effect of the Ravens’ next three games being against teams in the NFC North is that we get a chance to scan some unfamiliar rosters for goofy-and-familiar-looking mofos. Fun!
First up is Monday’s opponent, the Green Bay Packers. We start off with kicker Mason Crosby, who starred in the Transformers movies, [...]

Those dastardly clowns in black and gold march into town this week for a prime-time showdown on Sunday night. For the most part, the Steelers players are actually LESS stupid looking than their fans. There are plenty of ugly mofos on the roster though, as we have detailed in the past. Fortunately, [...]

With former head coach Romeo Crennel banished to the world of no-longer-funny Coors Light commercials, we can’t dedicate an entire Lookalikes! post to his goofy lookin’ mug like we did last year.
So, we had to dig a bit deeper down Cleveland’s roster this time around. Luckily though, and to the surprise of [...]

There is plenty of familiarity between teams in these divisional games. Seeing the Browns, Bengals, and Steelers twice every season leads to Ravens’ players and coaches having a pretty good idea what to expect on the field. Also, it leaves us fans very familiar with just how goofy looking the other teams’ players are. Most [...]

And now for something a tad different. With the Ravens enjoying their bye week, perhaps the team will be enjoying a lazy Friday at the local theater? Or maybe this Sunday would be a good time for us Ravens fans to take a bye week of our own, and go catch a flick [...]

The 5-0 Vikings may be extremely good at football (we’ll see just how good Sunday), but that doesn’t mean they don’t feature a full cast of goofy-looking characters on their roster. Let’s dive in, shall we?
“Joe Flacco-ahhh, you-ahhh, come in here-ahh, to my Metrodomeahhh. And you-ahhh, think-ahh, that I-ahh, am just going to [...]